Shadon found this on his hard drive. He listened to it and is still in a coma as a result, but we reckon he’ll be fine after a few weeks in bed. However, we believe an extradimensional monstrosity known as Zyvox the Unyielding apparently took it upon himself to review Mouse, Shadon’s most hated anime of all time, and left him this recording as an early birthday present. Listener discretion is advised as neither the show nor Zyvox are for the weak of heart. But if you want to be truly terrified as you learn about Exposition University, bizarre Terry Pratchett references, and the delusional hatred that Mouse’s creators show for women, then strap in this Halloween for Mouse: the only anime proven to carry the bubonic plague.
00:00:00 – Zyvox Gets An OKCupid! Review
00:01:12 – Zyvox Speaks With Katsuhiko Takayama, one of the creators of Mouse
00:02:17 – Zyvox Unleashes The Nightmare (Lights Out – Nightmare Boss Theme – Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening – Lashmush)
00:03:27 – Zyvox Destroys Your Mind With A Review On Mouse
00:18:52 – Zyvox’s Favourite Anime OP
With music and audio from: Freesound.org, OCRemix.org, Final Fantasy VII & yes, The Great British Bake Off.
With “music” from: Mouse
Zyvox’s Computer Voiced by Code Welt
Don’t watch Mouse, for god’s sake. Don’t be an idiot like me and watch this on a dare (the dare being “Recommend me the worst anime imaginable!”) Also, Happy Halloween from everyone here at Warui Deshou!